Hello, World!

Response.Write(“Hello, World!”)
echo “Hello, World!”;
console.log(“Hello, World!”);
SELECT ‘Hello, World!’;
print(“Hello, World!”);

What would a programmer’s blog be without a “Hello, World!” post? The same as a programming book without mentioning foo and bar.

But first, the important part. Welcome! In this blog, I want to share some of my knowledge. Beyond programming and photography, I also want to share a wealth of seemingly useless knowledge I’ve gathered over the years.

And now, I’ll tell you where the famous foo function and bar variable that appear in every respectable programming manual come from.

FUBAR, Fucked Up Beyond All Repair, an acronym used during World War II. In other words: broken beyond repair. If you’re learning to program, you already know what’s waiting for you.